SHOTGUN QUEEN, Pt. 3 of 4

A prologue to ‘The Mediocre White Man’ III. Miss Johnson married in her own time, what some would say late in life–she was in her sixties. In any event, that shit was short-lived. Walter Edwin Johnson–not to be confused with the benevolent Walter Edward Johnson–was a bastard. Miss Johnson married Edwin for appearance’s sake. She […]

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SHOTGUN QUEEN, Pt. 2 of 4

A prologue to ‘The Mediocre White Man’ II. Had Miss Johnson known a white man would one day hold the deed to her house, she would have burned that bitch to the ground with herself in it and opened fire on any poor bastard attempting to come to rescue her from the flames. Of course, […]

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SHOTGUN QUEEN, Pt. 1 of 4

A prologue to ‘The Mediocre White Man’ I. Miss Johnson mean mugged me from her den recliner while burning through a soft pack of her second favorite cigarettes. I purposely purchased her second favorites to piss her off. I hoped she’d perceive my willful negligence as an act of incompetence and insist she accompany me […]

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